OMGWTF

OK.
Story time. Today during the second lunch period, a terribly hillarious event occured. Two kids from another school appeared on our senior patio (a cement slab outside the lunch room with some tables and such) wearing full body pink panther costumes. Masks and all. Now, its been known to have graduates come back in funny costumes, last year it was bush and gore. So, a student lets them in. (the patio doors are always locked... no idea why.) They procede to wander the lunch room while the assistant principal is telling them to go to the office, because she thinks they were present students.
Now there was an understanding amoungst most of the students and teachers that these kids were either previous students or seniors playing a prank. So one student procedes to ask one for a hug, gets it. Another says something thinking it is one of his friends, and the panther man took it as an insult. He then procedes to flip a tray in this students face, getting ranch and pizza sauce all over his face. The two panthers try to bolt for the doors.
One gets stopped by the assistant principal for a moment while the other bolts out to the parking lot. The one stopped by the AP gets away for a second, only to be put into a headlock by Ben. The one that got out was chased by Scott, who had been wearing slippers, took them off and chased the kid into the parkinglot in his socks. Scott then tackles the panther and wrestles him to the ground. While they were wrestling on the ground, the panther man elboes Scott in the face so he punches him in the face. A good trade off in my eyes. Then, Mr. Marshal (the tiny, surely gay, computer tech teacher guy) procedes to sit on the kids head till the cops got there.
The two are charged with assault and something else. No tresspassing, but Im not sure why, catholic private school and all. Private property. *shrug*
Very much the talk of the day.